zero divider Share definition Flag someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode. dude 1: i like pop music. *universe implodes* dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider. zero divider by shoopdahoop November 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the zero divider mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch