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zeroth world problem
Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.
"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."
zeroth world problem by Mark Tomczak March 1, 2019
Zeresh
Name is originally derived from the bible. She is beautiful, charming, and doesn't say much until you get to know her. She's the kind of friend, who always listens, and never lets you down. She's a fun loving girl, loves to go shopping, is totally awesome!
Zeresh by Unique-names04 September 23, 2009
Zeroeth Law
A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.
It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.
Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.
Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)
The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.
Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)
The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
Zeroeth Law by George McBob June 22, 2009
Zerephtiopitic
Zerephtiopitic by Henrychinedu7 November 22, 2020
zareth
-The hottest and desired girl in the whole hood
-Short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in sex
-Best sexual partner you'll ever have
-Great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food
-Sexiest voice you'll ever hear
-Greatest lips you'll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-Sweetest heart in the world
-Best legs in the world
-You won't never want to end a sexual relation if already started
-Great for having children; she makes them cute
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
-Short height, perfect for kissing and making out; more confortable in sex
-Best sexual partner you'll ever have
-Great cooker, definitely will turn you on when you eat her food
-Sexiest voice you'll ever hear
-Greatest lips you'll ever have the chance to kiss and be eated out with
-Sweetest heart in the world
-Best legs in the world
-You won't never want to end a sexual relation if already started
-Great for having children; she makes them cute
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
"I wish my girlfriend was a Zareth"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
"You definitely are a Zareth in sex, girl"
"Have you ever seen xxx vids? I want you to be a Zareth or I'll throw you throught that window over there k"
"You can't cook bitch, learn how to be a Zareth"
"You have no Zareth, you have no love"
"How much for the Zareth-ish? (asking for a variant of oral sex)"
Zerth
An amazing guy that's super sweet and always there for you! He's shy at first, but you need to get to know him. He hides a lot of himself that you can uncover easily, through his jokes and stories. He's also super funny, super nerdy, and good at playing video games. You can give him your full trust and he won't let you down! Just don't hurt Zerth, trust can only be perfect once. So loveable, also<3
Zerth by Lexalicious August 19, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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