Zenos 

The title given to he that has defeated both god and Titan.
Only one Zenos can exist at any given time, all though there was an insane battle between two who challenged each other for the title and it's powers. the "Zenos" is a combination of the names of the most powerful of each being. Zeus and Cronos (Kronos).

That Battle between Kratos and Jachimike was insane. Never going to be a better one. Jachimike won though and is now the new Zenos.

Fuck that! The Zenos is a myth!

Shit, move the Zenos is coming.

Zenos by the Gentlemanx February 15, 2012

zenos 

A company that will give you IT qualifications that would usually take years in just 5months, and in the process you will sign your life over to them they will take your home and social life stamp all over it and by the time you finish the course you will be on a nervous breakdown and will not want to use another computer as long as you shal live and also have 10 years on the sick recovering.

"hi my name is mr zenos i am here to day to bore you to death with 2 sh*t jokes and 7,000,000 slides that will last the rest of your life"

it is a microsoft organisation trainning and work experience scheme.

zenos by ian david wright October 28, 2007

zenos 

Zenos is actually the secret name for an organisation otherwise referred to as "the sunshine foundation". This organisation is responsible for the commonly known 'sunshine bus' which helps give fun and learning opportunities to downs syndrome suffering children. When people attend Zenos, the children do pretty colourings and use potato prints, so that they can then gain a certificate. This certificate gives an equivalent qualification to a year 6 S.A.T. assessment. Zenos as an organisation is particularly interested in giving children who have affros opportunities.

you go zenos?

yeah its super cool!

zenos by A_monk May 18, 2011

Zenos 

Zenos Training Academies deliver training programmes, funded by the LSC, to young people wanting to take their first steps in a career in the IT industry, and then help them secure that vital first position. Zenos was judged in 2008 to provide an outstanding standard in educating young people in only 5 months.

I studied at Zenos instead of going to uni

Zenos by Crazyiom July 28, 2010

Zenos Shadow 

What you call someone who knows everyone but but no-one knows them..

(Zenos Shadow) you gotten 99 smithing yet??
(random) who the hell are you!?!!?

Zenos Shadow by .,..,.,, December 24, 2008

zenisha 

Hottest girl alive.
Means most beautiful in Nepali
Girl with nice rack, ass and smile. She's perfect.
Shes smart, beautiful and plays basketball.

Woah see that girl on court?
Yeah she's out of your league. She's a zenisha.

zenisha by hotsexystuff September 27, 2011

Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki 

Minato Namikaze's (a.k.a the 4th Hokage) ultimate justu. Translates as "Flying Raijin: Celestial Air Slice Type-Zero."

Minato: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki
Guy: Urrrghhh! @#*&%!!!!!
Minato: Nothing really.

Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki by Zukie August 2, 2017