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1) A person who is uber italian
2) A person who has the patience of a shark surrounded by blood-dripping carcuses
3) A person who is uber italian
4) A person who is loved by women of all shapes, sizes, colors, and genders
5) A person who curses excessively, to the point where he cannot be taken seriously
1) It's a-me, Zenobio!!!!
2) "Dammnnn man, this line for the movies is so long!!"
"Don't be such a Zenobio, dude!!"
3) Mario, Luigi, Raphael, Luciano, Marcello, Zenobio, Gianno, Giovanni
4) "Dammnn man, look at all the babes flocking around him; he must be a Zenobio!!"
5) "COCK-SUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!"
"Don't be such a Zenobio, dude!!"
zenobio by dopeMastafly February 27, 2008
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Common name. In actual history, Zenobia was an ancient queen believed to be related to Cleopatra. People who have this name tend to be kick ass.
Zenobia sure is fucking cool! I wanna be her friend!
Zenobia by cbi21 October 14, 2006
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zenobia is a cool person. Every zenobia looks flawless and should have 0 insecurities. All zenobias are practically goddesses. Zenobia's are very insecure even with their killer looks, most Zenobias tend to have a lighter skin tone with awfully dark hair.
Aiden: HEY LOOK THAT'S MY CRUSH ZENOBIA!!
Bryant: SHES MY CRUSH TOO!!
Aiden: I call dibs!
Zenobia by coolNFTSdontex1st May 5, 2022
Of Greek decent, not well known in san Marcos. Women with this name tend to like large amounts of cheese in their quesadillas, or mounds of tajin on their pepino. They don't like beer, have extreme cleaning impulses and google anything from synonyms to Payless stores.
Bro1 "dude, I was mid googling epitome when I ran across the coolest name ever!"

Bro2 "no way brahh!! Was it zenobia??"

Bro1 "yea dude how'd you know??"

Bro2 "well my A/C blows directly at me because my window is right behind me so I get cold at night and use a blanket and cover my face so my lips don't get chapped"

Bro1 "sounds radical...can I read your physics book by any chance?"
Zenobia by GoogleIt April 8, 2013
he is a kiss kiss puffer fish and he always have big lips and he small ears but that is OK sometimes he is a pot head and he

always were glasses and he dumb and annoy but you want a zenovio
i love my kissey kissey puffer fish !!!
you want a zenovio
zenovio by Zenovio March 25, 2018
A cool bean! Likes broccoli and hates chocolate. You can always count on them. Very energetic.
Zenobia is a name for people, okay
Zenobia by cyan_penguin December 3, 2018

Zenotious 

Having Zenon like tendancies
A person who falsely represents his or her wealth is Zenotious.
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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