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the way some mainland china people pronounce the name "Marcus"
Chao: Hey mahhhkuss!
Marcus: I love you just the way you are...
by humans are scary December 03, 2006
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Really poser kids who think they can take over the world, claiming that Gerard Way is their god and so on. Now, let's of course, make clear that these kids only got to know of the band because Mtv completely commercialized Helena and now they dress in black and red because they're such goth-punk-rockers. These kids also claim that their kids will beat up other kids and that Frank Iero is one of the sexiest men alive.

It would be relevant to add that most of these kids listen to Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Avril Lavigne and thus, deserve death.

Btw, I have nothing against the <i>real fans</i>, just that these ones suck major donkey cock.
My Chemical Romance Fan #1: OMGGGG gerards soo hotzzzz
My Chemical Romance Fan #2: OMG Yeah! I love Frank and Mikey more!
My Chemical Romance Fan #1: Oh yeah that's right.

Real Fan #1: How about like Bob, the drummer? He's got serious drumming skills...although Matt was better, but weird.
My Chemical Romance Fans #1 & #2: Bob who? Matt who?
MCR fan #1: Speak poser language, plase, real fan #1! We cant understand you!
by humans are scary October 09, 2005
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pronounced like MySpaced.

Verb used to express the act of looking someone up on myspace, adding them as friends, or adding a comment for them.
#1: OMG! Youre so nice! I totally MySpace'd you today!
#2: Oh, did you? OMGTHX
by humans are scary July 22, 2006
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A myspace member who has, as his default picture, a picture of him with a typical Daddy Yankee hat, chains and a huge shirt.

You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
#1: Youzz soo fineezz pUtToZZzz!
#2: leave me alone you myspace reggaetoner!
by humans are scary June 19, 2006
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Set of words used to describe how close you are to someone else. If you know someone enough to add them on myspace, then you are in myspace terms.

#1: I met a guy yesterday, but we only said hi and talked for one second
#2: I see...
#1: Do you think we're on myspace terms yet?
by humans are scary May 14, 2006
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It is a friendster system where you can add your friends from your email list and add new friends from all over the world. All latin people are on it. It seems to be the latin myspace; and soon, it will become the asian myspace. A lot of people from India and Pakistan have joined, and if you include your email address, they'll talk to you.

hi5 is simpler than myspace, but lately, it has changed so you are able to modify everything on your page. You can see who has visited your profile and you can send "testimonials", not "comments", which makes testimonials sound serious. If you send someone a comment on myspace, you dont even have to know them well, it can just be a "hi!" but if you send a testimonial to someone on hi5, it has to be something amazing that describes how great that person is and so on.
latin girl #1: write me a testimonial on hi5! please!
latin boy #2: no...we're not that close yet!
latin girl #1: how about a myspace comment?
latin boy #1: Why, sure!
by humans are scary June 07, 2006
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n. a person of German origin who insists on wearing clothes and following trends of the urban, hip-hop, predominantly African American culture.

pronounced jig-ah.

#1: DEUTSCHLAND!
#2: ahh, you gigga!
by humans are scary July 28, 2006
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