18 definitions by humans are scary

A myspace member who has, as his default picture, a picture of him with a typical Daddy Yankee hat, chains and a huge shirt.

You are a Myspace Reggaetoner if you say True to three of the following statements:
1. I am latin and love Daddy Yankee
2. I am Puerto Rican
3. I love to wear chains
4. My myspace name includes capital letters like ThIs and a bunch of symbols (...$%!"&)
5. My myspace background is black.
6. I have a Wisin & Yandel video playing on my page.
7. The font I have used is bright blue or white.
8. I add a bunch of "fine ladies" who are latin or african american to my myspace regardless of whether I know them or not.
9. I overuse the phrase "putos".
10. My default myspace pictures includes me posing as a famous reggaeton artist, with a big white shirt and a Yankees cap.
#1: Youzz soo fineezz pUtToZZzz!
#2: leave me alone you myspace reggaetoner!
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
n. a person of German origin who insists on wearing clothes and following trends of the urban, hip-hop, predominantly African American culture.

pronounced jig-ah.

#2: ahh, you gigga!
by humans are scary July 28, 2006
an extremely overplayed song by James Blunt, which isnt even that good anyway.
#1: Have you heard "You're Beautiful"?
#2: Who hasnt?
#1: God, it sucks!
by humans are scary June 20, 2006
Shorthand for Fucked Up. Usually used when the person does not want to swear. Fucked Up = strange, rather unusual, weird, messed up.
#1: I'll do my sister all night long!
#2: Oh man, you're f'ed up!!11
by humans are scary July 27, 2006
1. Diminutive of the word taco in spanish.

2. Rob Schneider's gay gardener name in "The Hot Chick".
1. "I dont want a big taco! I want a taquito!"

2. Taquito wears pink bandanas.
by humans are scary January 15, 2006
the equivalent of a myspace comment on hi5 (aka the latin & asian myspace).

however, hi5 testimonials differ from myspace comments in that you must say something incredibly nice about the person. It cant just be "hey, what's up?" it has to be something great like, "You have been my friend for years, I love you so much, you're the best" and so on. Also, people compete over how many testimonials they have on hi5 because, if you have more testimonials, it means that a lot of people love you a lot because they have written really nice stuff about you.
Here are some examples:

Standard myspace comment:
3/22/2006 8:02 PM

Hello my brazilian friend.

Standard hi5 testimonial:
Hey dude. Yeah, I hadnt come up with the words to say it but I want to tell you that you are a kickass friend. You always hear me whine about life so much, and I really appreciate your patience and wisdom. Im really grateful that I got to know you (even if the first impression sucked) because you've turned out to be one of my best friends!
by humans are scary June 7, 2006
Really poser kids who think they can take over the world, claiming that Gerard Way is their god and so on. Now, let's of course, make clear that these kids only got to know of the band because Mtv completely commercialized Helena and now they dress in black and red because they're such goth-punk-rockers. These kids also claim that their kids will beat up other kids and that Frank Iero is one of the sexiest men alive.

It would be relevant to add that most of these kids listen to Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and Avril Lavigne and thus, deserve death.

Btw, I have nothing against the <i>real fans</i>, just that these ones suck major donkey cock.
My Chemical Romance Fan #1: OMGGGG gerards soo hotzzzz
My Chemical Romance Fan #2: OMG Yeah! I love Frank and Mikey more!
My Chemical Romance Fan #1: Oh yeah that's right.

Real Fan #1: How about like Bob, the drummer? He's got serious drumming skills...although Matt was better, but weird.
My Chemical Romance Fans #1 & #2: Bob who? Matt who?
MCR fan #1: Speak poser language, plase, real fan #1! We cant understand you!
by humans are scary October 10, 2005