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Zaple
A Zaple is a young gay, male teacher, typically around the age of twenty who many of his female pupils have a crush on him because he is deemed handsome. The problem is, the Zaple gets involved in gangbangs with other men and when he comes out as gay, all the girls beat him at the start at every lesson.
Thomas: Boi did you see that Zaple get spanked by all those girls at lunch?
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af
James: Lol I saw that and it was funny af
Zaple by DankManatee683 November 14, 2017
Mackenzie Zales
Deandra: Who the fuck are you?
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Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!
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Trisha: She's Mackenzie Zales! Duh! Head Cheerleader, Homecoming Queen, Part Time Model!
Mackenzie Zales by hamfi January 2, 2017
Zaley
A friendly, caring individual with great hair, smile, and eyes. Zaley may tend to make bad decisions such as party, smoke, or choose bad people to hang with, but is always honest and has a pure heart. Zaley only wants the best for her friends and is always there to talk. If you have a Zaley, love them. Never let them go. Laugh with them, joke with them, cry with them. Just appreciate them.
zaleski
zaleski by shit5555544 February 2, 2009
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