The act of fingering ones butthole with a thumb then proceeding to spread the soiled thumb across their forehead in the manner that Rafiki once did across Simba's youthful brow. Another acceptable name is the "Poo-nibrow", for the way it connects the eyebrows if done correctly.
"That girl just passed out, we should totally give him a Greasy Zabenya! She loves the Lion King, she'll be okay with it!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.