yudif

The God upon earth walking among us every day disguised as an old rotten lady.
She calls herself yudif, the grandma of lev shtyn and she inserted good memories of her in his mind , sometimes they even have sex with each other.
Yudif was once called yosef but when she was told about that name she unleashed evil upon the world.
Today she is hiding in the shtyn's apartment sitting in her couch. Below that same couch is the mystery door which hiding her secret as the goddess of earth.

Pray to the yudif.

yudif by Lemech shtyn November 14, 2019

yudif

Yudif is the God upon the earth, walking among us the mortals for thousands of years, disguised as a rotten old lady who hides the secrets of existence under her couch which she sits on today.
Yudif, rather known as the grandma of lev shtyn, created our universe and fought every war the human and other races have ever fought.
An example is world war 2. Yudif was fighting along the nazis slaying Jews and making ashes from them. Later on in the war in 1942 she decided to join the Russians and fight the nazis. After a handshake and a quick love session with stalin she won the war.
Today yudif is hiding in the shtyn's appartment after she inserted good memories on lev shtyn so he would think she is his grandma.
For 56 and till today yudif is still sitting on her couch and under her there is a door which hides the secrets to life and existence. Yudif swore she will never cause any more harm to the human race.

So she remains silent until the next crisis in the universe.

Pray for yudif.

yudif by Lemech shtyn November 15, 2019

Yurification 

The weeb's process of shipping a possible lesbian relationship.

*sees 2 women having a wholesome time* Weeb: yurification yurification yurification yurification yurification yurification!

Yurification by Navi_Kounnai January 2, 2020

yudith

A loving person who will pretend to not care for you, but really does. Can be really mean sometimes but is a very nice person inside.

Very mean sometimes, but Yudith can make you smile a lot. Shes funny and kind, but you have to show respect.

yudith by AngelinaGomez November 20, 2013

yudiputa 

The Filipino version of the spanish word Hijo de Puta which, in english means Son of a Bitch.
Origin: the filipinos were tired of speaking the word hijo, and they short cutted it to yu, it still sounds the same...
History: it's history was just like the spanish version, yeah, because most of the filipino words being used here came from spain when they colonized us during the 1500's.

Hiligaynon
Hoy gago, isug sa imu nga yudiputa ka karon ah......
English
Hey you asshole, being so brave you son of a bitch.......
Sorry i didn't include a tagalog version, i'm not that good in speaking tagalog
credits to john paul cabasac for the hiligaynon line, converted by me.

yudiputa by hi_im_from_iloilo July 30, 2009

Yudof

The President of the University of California system who makes a million dollars a year and decides to raise tuition fees 30% in the "public" universities while raising his own salary.

See also: Pig

I can't go to school because of Yudof

Yudof by themanclaw March 20, 2010

Yusif 

Yusif is a beautiful name ! They are sexy , smart , beautiful,hot and funny! And they get all the girls ! Yusif is a dream man .

The hottest boys in the world names Yusif !

Yusif by Vivien.18 December 29, 2016