God

An imaginary friend.

I sat in bed praying to God, but nothing happened.

by themanclaw March 21, 2010

Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011

A term youtube users will submit in the comment section of a video of any song that is older than a year to let everybody know that because they listen to older music, they are special. As a result, people who feel the same give them thumbs up as was the original intention of the comment.

(Comment on a Queen music video) "Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011" 151 thumbs up.

by themanclaw August 26, 2011

Humanicide

The inevitable extinction of humanity because of human nature. Originally used by the sludge band, Dystopia, in the song "Hands that Mold".

Humanicide brought by by nuclear warfare, natural disasters due to environmental abuse, or other man-made issues.

by themanclaw December 31, 2010

Norquist

The fluid that emerges when a blister from one's genital herpes bursts.

"Do you agree with Norquist?"
"How could I agree with disgusting scum?"

by themanclaw February 14, 2012

Yudof

The President of the University of California system who makes a million dollars a year and decides to raise tuition fees 30% in the "public" universities while raising his own salary.

See also: Pig

I can't go to school because of Yudof

by themanclaw March 21, 2010

Capitalism

Legalized Stealing.

Capitalism: in 1955, administration made 30 times as much as basic employees. Now, administration makes 300 times as much as employees.

by themanclaw March 21, 2010