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Hide Your Hard-On
A phrase used scornfully & contemptuously to someone who keeps making their interest in a subject or person especially apparent.
Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Can be - and often is - shortened to HYH.
Guy: Atsuko is so hot! Have you seen her new character designs? They're really hot. Don't you think Atsuko is the most hot? She is. She's the hottest, Atsuko.
James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.
Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.
James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.
Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-
James: HYH.
James (rolls eyes): Hide your hard-on, mate.
Guy: Don't you guys love Sakura Wars? It's so cool.
James: Yeah...it's OK. We were actually just discussing British escapes from Colditz.
Guy: Oh my god! That's EXACTLY like Sakura Wars! Did you know that-
James: HYH.
Hide Your Hard-On by Lunettarose July 7, 2010
Related Words
your hard • defrag your hard drive • Hide Your Hard-On • hit your hard • L Your Hardware Vendor • you think your hard • This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card. • Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry • Laugh Your Dick Hard • National flirt hard with your crush day
you think your hard
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
you think your hard by yaweirdoyou March 15, 2015
hit your hard
hit your hard by Zoe Kennedy November 6, 2007
defrag your hard drive
defrag your hard drive by BrandonC April 6, 2006
Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry
To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.
Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.
Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021
Laugh Your Dick Hard
1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH
Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA
Laugh Your Dick Hard by galen_gris October 26, 2011
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