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your gran 

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!
Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!
your gran by jiggaman May 6, 2005
Words you can keep

Your Fit Gran 

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass
OMG your fit gran is over there
Your Fit Gran by fithonker November 17, 2018

your granny tranny 

The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.
Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
your granny tranny by <**> March 16, 2018

your granny tranny 

way worse than your mum gay and ur dad lesbian
fran: lol your dad lesbian

daniel: your granny tranny

fran: *falls backwards*

Your grandpap a trap 

Worse than ur mom gay, your daddy lesbian and your granny tranny
Your granny tranny” you respond with “Your grandpap a trap
Your grandpap a trap by TazFTW March 14, 2018

your granny tranny 

The most ultimate insult to finish off the filthy peasant that thought he could counter your attack by saying "your dad lesbian".
- Youre mom gay
- Your dad lesbian
-Your granny tranny

*victim dies*

your granny tranny 

A roast or one’s mother’s mother in saying she is transgender.
Carl-“your dad lesbian”
Lug-“your granny tranny
Carl-*dies*
your granny tranny by Salty Dry March 11, 2018
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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