jiggaman's definitions

bruthless

both brutal and ruthless

The beating the Masked Cabana took in that fight was bruthless!

by jiggaman November 28, 2004

carny

Carnival Folk, one with small hands and freakish appearance to be laughed at by normal people

Look at you, you carny bastard

by Jiggaman April 12, 2005

horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.

As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

boyton

The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.

Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.

by jiggaman May 6, 2005

red ring

Unwanted burning sensation around the ring of the anus left after spicy food, normal from a curry or mexican.

Sorry John, i'm gunna be late, had a madras last nite and i've got red ring and it's causing me a bit of agro.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Samiad

A disgusting shriveled shit look a like, which burries itself in the sand in the olden times and would grant wishes.

Gareth: That old man has very wrinkly skin and i bet he smells of shit.
Tim: I would say he is the actual Samiad.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Sandwich

The unfortunate problem of getting sand caught in the anus area after a trip to the beach. The arse cheeks act as two slices of bread as the sand filling rapes holes in the person anus causing bleeding. Very common with sailors.

Mike waddled back to the car after a fumble on the beach with his est friends missus complaining of sandwich

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005