When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.
Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.
by Jiggaman April 14, 2005
The apitamy of a cunt. If the word cunt was in the Oxford Dictionary there would be a picture of boyton next to it.
Chris: Boyton's a cunt, a cuntish cunt, maybe the most cuntish cunt i've ever seen. Look at him...fucking cunt.
Class chick though.
Class chick though.
by jiggaman May 06, 2005
by jiggaman November 28, 2004
The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.
As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)
As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
loves haywood school
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"
by jiggaman March 30, 2005
When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005