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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your door.
Wha-
STOP KNOCKING ON ME YOU STUPID FUCK!
Your Door by DankedMeme September 22, 2020
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A demon at your door 

This phrase describes real but typically imagined threats which occur most often at night.
If there is a demon at your door, by morning he won't be there anymore!

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house 

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door 

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website
Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

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wrap a rubber band around your door 

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.
Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

watch your door 

A sentence used by hackers saying they have swatted you and to watch your door being broken down by a swat guy.
Billy: Watch your door
Frank: Okay
Frank: Oh shit a swat guy just broke my door down.
watch your door by TheKiwiFruit October 30, 2013

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore 

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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