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Your Dog 

Literally a shithead who shits. What else did you expect?
"Your dog is a major shithead!" said, John. "I know, But he has to shit!" said Pam.
Your Dog by >>Evelyn<< December 19, 2018

your dog speaks chinese 

One of the best and iconic Kpop quotes/memes made by the one and only Eric Nam, while he was doing a watermelon challenge on Amber Liu's channel
Amber: JackJack, go home (in chinese)
Eric: Your dog speaks chinese
your dog speaks chinese by sujark November 19, 2020

your dog wants steak 

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

your dog a frog 

Your granny a tranny

No u
No u
Your dog a frog
your dog a frog by Griffball123 March 24, 2018

Your dog hump cat 

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"
Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

your dog incest

used to insult someone that just roasted you with the your dad lesbian comeback.
an excellent counter attack that might save your life
guy: your dad lesbian
me: no your dog incest lmao

guy: oh fucc *commits suicide*
your dog incest by saltysoldierr March 14, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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