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your black 

dumb, idiot, stupid, retarded, a jackass, and/or a close homey.
If someone is acting like the definition, you then say "your black"!
your black by 1face June 8, 2003

Your Black 

Someone who you’ve known for less than a month but your absolutely obsessed with them and can’t get them out of your head.
your black is my mum
Your Black by hazamazahaza May 22, 2023

It's Cuz Your Black 

A saying that is said everyday usually in a non-racial (most of the time) way, this quote is used just to mess around with your black friend, but may still get mad because you said it, however this is a very popular catchy phrase that should get said at the right unexpected moment, and is usually always funny if used at the right time and not exaggerated.
Leondre: Yo Izzy.. I didn't get the job at pizza hut..

Izzy: It's cuz your black.
It's Cuz Your Black by izzy863 February 23, 2010

getting your black belt 

Having sex with a black guy/girl for the first time when you are not black.
hey dan, i heard you "getting your black belt" last night... latoya is a screamer.
getting your black belt by sbman January 14, 2011

This is your black Friday come early. 

An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.

An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.

Dude, Sheila is all over me.

You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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