you tube 

a website that offers hours of pathetic entertainment with a click of a button

i like you tube
me too

you tube by cyberphunkisms October 17, 2006

you tube 

A site where you can watch short clips of people and things.

girl 1 : Hey,I went on www.youtube.com and I saw this german kid go nuts over his computer.

girl 2 : Cool,I'm going to go watch it tonight.

girl 3 : were you talking about you tube? It's awesome!

you tube by Amber Smith May 13, 2006

You Tube 

A condom.

I need to go buy some You tube's

You Tube by mitfer330 March 12, 2009

You Tube University 

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

You Tube University by Dezzdito May 20, 2011

you tube train 

when you visit the popular website you tube. after looking at one video, you get distracted into watching an interesting looking video in the 'related videos' section. Another distraction follows, and another, and so on and so on, until you discover that you has spent a surprising amount of time, and are now watching something totally unrelated to what you went on there for.

Example 1: i've got about ten minutes to kill, so i think i'll hop on the you tube train and see where it takes me.

Example 2: you'd never believe where the you tube train just took me. i went on to do my favourite old search of 'fat kid falls', and i ended up watching a video of a dog dancing on it's hind legs to the james bond theme music. what an awesome world we live in.

you tube train by jimwade December 16, 2009

you tube feud 

A feud between two idiots held in the "Comments" section of a YouTube video. Starts on-topic with the video then turns into an ugly and usually immature competition of who can spew the most self-proclaimed knowledge in an attempt to "win" the argument, as if anybody actually cares.

Witnessing a you tube feud is as simple as searching YouTube for any controversial topic (abortion, racism, animal research, etc.) selecting one of the top videos, and scrolling down to read the user comments.

Sample you tube feud:

YouTuber1: "The above video fails to mention how (topic) mostly is the result of (pointless opinion)."

YouTuber2: "@YouTuber1-That's pathetic. Let me tell you a thing or two about (topic), it's called (pointless opinion)."

YouTuber1: "@YouTuber1- I'm not sure where you get your information, but you misunderstood what I said. If you had just READ MY POST, you would have understood that. The whole point of (topic) is that (pointless opinion)..."

And on and on and on...

you tube feud by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 16, 2010

You-Tube Surfing 

The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.

(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.

(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?

(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!

You-Tube Surfing by Macca97 March 6, 2011