by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017
An insult
Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
by whats it to you??????? May 09, 2017
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 03, 2003
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016