you spoon
you spoon by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017
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you fucking spoon
An insult
Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!
Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
you fucking spoon by whats it to you??????? May 27, 2017
Related Words
you spoon • you fucking spoon • do you need a spoon? • Have your spoon on you • would you like a spoon • I'm gonna kill you with a spoon • Spoon it before you ruin it • If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. • Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon. • Love you soon
I'm gonna kill you with a spoon
Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.
I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.
I'm gonna kill you with a spoon by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016
do you need a spoon?
a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...
eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
boss man: You have to work this weekend.
employee: do you need a spoon?
boss man: why would I need a spoon?
employee: so you can eat my ass.
EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked
Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
do you need a spoon? by B*RAD May 23, 2014
would you like a spoon
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
would you like a spoon by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003
Have your spoon on you
When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
Have your spoon on you by Sinatrup October 28, 2018
If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.
A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.
warning heed
warning heed
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