you funny 

The bullshit girls say when they put their unattractive male friends in the friend zone

Boy: will you go out with me
Girl: I mean, you funny but...
Boy: I'm serious, I think I'm in love with you
Girl: HAHAHA, see? So hilarious!

you funny by letsgops3niggs87 July 3, 2017

Are you funny now 

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

Are you funny now by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

ill get you funny 

whenever youre in a verbal altercation and u wanna fight the person or expose a secret of theirs or call out dumb shit they did, u say this afterward, just to rub it in.

(mad pissy girl who hates herself) - l " i dont know why she act like shes the baddest bitch like baby girl doesnt even know her ex leaked her nudes to his priv but no one cares enough about u to tell u. haha yeah ill get you funny hoe, dont start acting like youve been all that."

ill get you funny by thebaddestflathoe May 24, 2021

be quiet kiddo, you funny individual 

just be quiet

"really be quiet kiddo, you funny individual, you think your smart, but man your dumb"
"quiet down, kid, your not funny"

be quiet kiddo, you funny individual by llboxlord December 17, 2023

Funny you should ask 

Someone who reminds somebody else about something he forgot to ask.

How did you won that Pastry contest?
Funny you should ask.
I made a cake covered in cream and strawberries.
That made me victorious.

Funny you should ask by BlackPohatu October 18, 2016

Funny you should ask 

The saying that a person is about to use before going off on a three-hour monologue about something that happened to them that you accidentally brought up.

You: How is your dog
Person: Funny you should ask
*3 hours later*
Person: that's how it all happened
You: can i go now

Funny you should ask by Trumps last name March 2, 2020

You’re funny 

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.

Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.

You’re funny by Aphrodose August 5, 2022