you are my heart

"You are my heart" means that you are the most important person in the speaker's life. Without you, they would not be able to function, live, or carry on.

"You are my heart. If anything happened to you, I would not be OK. I would break."

you are my heart by Peace, Love, and Faithfulness September 24, 2020

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You are the sock around my heart

This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.

Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart

Boyfriend: marry me

You are the sock around my heart by I’m the sock around your heart November 11, 2020

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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