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Rember that time i yorted that dead baby
Yorted by twateye January 18, 2019
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The chill, laughing, and relaxed kind of high. Incoherent yet amused.
Mason: Dude this dab got me so yorted
Luke: Haha that’s like, a new term, man.
yorted by uhhhidontcare May 8, 2019
Related Words
Yorted • YOTED • Yorked • Yosted • Yarted • Yooted • Yoated • Yoited • Yolted • Yostedep
Ok ok hear me out: there's "yeet," and then "yote" is the past tense of "yeet" (to have yeeted)-- so what does that make "Yoted"??? "Yeet-eeted"?!?!?
Person 1: Ahhh shit man, that dude livin down the street yoted me the other day!
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Yoted by Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-YEET-YOTE November 21, 2017
There is the past tense of yeet, yote. Past tense is all good and shit but if you’re going to go all out; the past past tense is for you. Yoted would be the past tense of yote and is commonly used by extreme intellects and the like. It can even be used by dinosaurs.
Albert Einstein: “I just yoted”.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: “same man”.
yoted by bimbob May 7, 2018

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you 

This sentence belongs to Mr.Beast. He has a YouTube channel and he is pewdiepies biggest supporter and has been noticed by pewdiepie countless times. He spends a lot of his money donating to pewdiepie.
"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris

Yeet-Yotted 

This is an evolved version of the very popular term Yeet. However, the addition of "Yotted" adds emphasis on the power it holds. It is used to describe a very powerful shot or throw.
Mike: You won't get this ball in to win the game, you will lose.
Bob: Just watch me.
*Bob hits a 3 pointer*
Mike: Wow! You just Yeet-Yotted the ball into the hoop!
Yeet-Yotted by M123T January 16, 2019
Get yarted son lemme take those mufugin ankles
Yarted by squadsquadyt February 26, 2019
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