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YOLOSELAMOFO 

Acronym for You Only Live Once So Eat Like A Mother Fucker. Used to rationalize any overeating decision or the decision to eat something clearly not on any prescribed healthy diet like "Everything Hash Browns" at a Denny's in San Francisco.
Before I walk into the Old Country Buffet and hunker down on an entire sleeve of Meat Loaf I always assuage my feelings of guilt by remembering YOLOSELAMOFO.
YOLOSELAMOFO by Poop$ January 15, 2013
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YOLOsexual 

An individual who overuses the term coined by YMCMB recording artist Drake 'YOLO,' which stands for 'You Only Live Once.'
Guy 1: "Aye cuhh, I'm bout to make some ramen noodles. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"

Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"

Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
YOLOsexual by @Cromzzwell_ July 13, 2012

YOLOsexual 

Somebody who takes sexual opportunities that appeal to them as if "you only live once".
Woman 1 "I've never made out with 2 guys in one day before. And it felt really good and I dont care what anybody thinks and who knows when I'll ever feel that way again so I went for it!".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
YOLOsexual by yolosexual1 April 24, 2013

Yolosexual 

A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.
Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.

Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!

Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
Yolosexual by DaMylkMan September 29, 2012

yolosexual 

Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.
Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot

Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…

Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!

*Crashes on ground*

spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall

Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town

Everybody: YAY!!!!!!
yolosexual by misterdoodledawg November 8, 2013

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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