Yeshiva League

The Yeshiva League is the elite jewish high school circle in the tri-state area. If you are in the yeshiva league, you are automatically cool and all of your friends who live in Florida are jealous. Your purim parties are the littiest and everyone wants to hit your dope blue juul because it's holy and has been passed around the entire league. If you haven’t been added to Mr. Worldwides custom you are officially a failure to your entire family, you will be excommunicated by your community, and your juul will hate you. You spend your whole life waiting to experience the wonders and magic of Beach St, Englewood in simchat Torah where you will make the connections that will help your career as a yehsiva leaguer and find your roommates for yeshiva/sem too. If you are in the yeshiva league, your sports teams suck but no one has the balls to tell, you so there are still tournaments all across America for you. You low key hate yourself but you sleep well at night knowing that HaShem loves you.

Moshe: Yooo I got with this girl Sarah and I'm so cool now!
David: Bro doesn't matter she ain't in the yeshiva league.
Rebecca: hey guys let’s hit up Chickies tonight!
Julia: nahhh The yeshiva league decided that central avenue is where They’re convening tonight.

Yeshiva League by T-rexhamburgwr November 3, 2018

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Yeshiva League Hockey

Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.

“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
“Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”

Yeshiva League Hockey by Betx2 January 24, 2019

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Yeshiva League Legend

Someone in the Yeshiva League who is known to all. They could be a legend for their fashion, sports skills, or even for absolutely nothing. If you meet them you have to pretend that you do not know them even if you know their whole life story.

Sara: Omg I just met David Goldberg. You know who that is right?
Meir: Of course I know him! He is a Yeshiva League Legend. He is the star of the SAR basketball team, won every single camp intercamps since 3rd grade, and even scored the winning shot at sarachek.

Yeshiva League Legend by ILoveGabiAlatte January 13, 2019

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Yeshiva Leaguer

Someone who goes to a Yeshiva League school and is proud of it. Probably from the 5 Towns. Definitely doesn’t go by their first name, either last name or initials. Wears a hoodie and joggers to school and a velvet kippah. Juuls like nobody’s business. Follows Yeshiva League Pass. Uses the word Nashim instead of girls.

Moshava Girl - Ugh those Lavi kids are such Yeshiva Leaguers
Morasha Girl - I think they’re hot

Yeshiva Leaguer by Dmin10 April 21, 2020

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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