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When a member of the female population opts to use her oral cavity instead of a handjob in the stall of the restroom.
John Hamm wasn't getting off, so his sister, Annie Hamm, went crazy and switched off to her mouth. John loved the yerskin and jizzed all over her face
yerskin by Chad Maye January 22, 2008
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John: Dude when are you coming to my party?

Nick: Not now bro im in the middle of yerkin it
yerkin it by nicknapolo5 October 9, 2008
a single shot, double handed technique derived from ancient scrolls written in china during the ming ling dynasty. far more powerful than the standard western form which can take anywhere from 1-30 minutes to achieve kersplooge state. akin to the devastating one shot capabilities of the blunderbuss. however, this form can have a lengthy reload, causing the user to black out immediately following the usage of the procedure. the user's temporarily lifeless body must then undergo medicinal treatment in the slurp tank before another yerkin it may be performed.
gentlemen, prepare to yerkin it
yerkin it by yerkin sensei June 21, 2023
Gay ass bitch
I hate yersin
yersin by NickCrompton July 7, 2017

yerkin my johnson 

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

yerking off 

Milking a project for an unusually long period of time.
Rick enjoyed yerking off on Darwin so much he's settling in to do the same on Wheatstone.
yerking off by natchoh October 7, 2009

jerkin the yerkin 

I went to juan's house after school and caught him jerkin the yerkin
jerkin the yerkin by DMH79 March 21, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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