yerkin it

to jerk off, masturbate, etc.

John: Dude when are you coming to my party?

Nick: Not now bro im in the middle of yerkin it

by nicknapolo5 October 9, 2008

yerkin it

a single shot, double handed technique derived from ancient scrolls written in china during the ming ling dynasty. far more powerful than the standard western form which can take anywhere from 1-30 minutes to achieve kersplooge state. akin to the devastating one shot capabilities of the blunderbuss. however, this form can have a lengthy reload, causing the user to black out immediately following the usage of the procedure. the user's temporarily lifeless body must then undergo medicinal treatment in the slurp tank before another yerkin it may be performed.

gentlemen, prepare to yerkin it

by yerkin sensei June 21, 2023

jerkin the yerkin

To masturbate or spank the money.

I went to juan's house after school and caught him jerkin the yerkin

by DMH79 March 21, 2005

yerkin my johnson

tuggin my hog

Ryan: "I'm gonna show you my insane Seige clip."

Steven: "I'm yerkin my johnson right now"

by Cardiac Johnson August 22, 2023