a single shot, double handed technique derived from ancient scrolls written in china during the ming ling dynasty. far more powerful than the standard western form which can take anywhere from 1-30 minutes to achieve kersplooge state. akin to the devastating one shot capabilities of the blunderbuss. however, this form can have a lengthy reload, causing the user to black out immediately following the usage of the procedure. the user's temporarily lifeless body must then undergo medicinal treatment in the slurptank before another yerkin it may be performed.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.