yer face 

Said after haha when you are insulting an ugly person. What some believe to be the highest form of witt, hummhummhumm, also others would disagree. Started from the ugliness of 'Eidy. Yer being the Dundonian for your, and face meaning the front of your head.

RRRRRRRRRRRR'Eidy yer ugly, HAAHAAAAA yer face!!!!!!

yer face by Thommo January 10, 2005

yer face 

1) A term when you want to jokingly and somewhat insultingly say you don't care about something

2) Another way of stating "I don't care", except when someone asks you if he/she should choose something, you replace it with "yer face".

1)

Noob1 "What ice cream flavor should I get?"
Noob2 "yer face."

2)

Noob1 "Really, should I get chocolate or strawberry!?"
Noob2 "As stated earlier, I think you should order yer face."

yer face by Vortex1212 December 20, 2016

hows yer face? 

A term used in almost any circumstance. May be used in a derogatory manner or as a general enquiry as to a persons wellbeing.

On seeing an old acquaintance for the first time in a while - Hows Yer Face?
or
After being insulted by a vagabond - Hows yer face?

hows yer face? by Hindsightman September 25, 2005

yer ma's face 

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

yer ma's face by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009