yelf 

Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together.

Often this is a hopeful, unspoken gesture intended to instigate sexual gratification, but it may also be a side-effect of morning glory.

Christopher casually yelfed the girl he had hooked up with the previous evening, but she was clearly more interested in sleep than morning sex.

yelf by Paolov March 29, 2008

yelf 

he whom pnws noods not very well

"Yelf u really suck at pwning noods"

yelf by jamesy boi October 8, 2007

Yelfie

/noun
A selfie posted by Wang Yibo, whom we often call "Yibo" affectionately. Yelfie, a (Y)ibo S(elfie).

Yibo (he/him) is a Chinese actor, show host, singer, dancer, athlete, idol, based in China.

ʏɪɴɢ: ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀɢᴇꜱ, ɪ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ɪꜰ ʏɪʙᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀ ʏᴇʟꜰɪᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴏɴ.

ᴇᴄᴀʜ: ʏɪʙᴏ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʏᴇʟꜰɪᴇ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!

'Yelfie' can be used in a sentence or a conversation, often said with a desperate tone.

Yelfie by xieyunpretty April 29, 2020

yelfer

An Yelp app user who writes one-star reviews in order to get a discount or a full refund. This can be considered as a fraud.

This guy has written hundreds of one-star reviews on Yelp. They are suspiciously similar. You should think again before you start providing service to him. Definitely, he is a YELFER!

yelfer by The mover December 15, 2020

Yelfie

A selfie that is taken by someone whose name starts with the letter "Y", usually requested by someone with the letter "B"

"Hey Yash, take a Yelfie of you on your Boston University Study Abroad trip across Europe for me plz?" - Brian
"Sure thing Brian, I'll take a Yelfie for u bby <3" - Yash

Yelfie by Yash Yelfie Admirer February 14, 2023

yelfie

A yelfie (better, Yelfie) is a user of Yelp who thinks only about himself or herself. The word is a combination of Yelp + self (or selfie). Their reviews are snapshots of themselves., rather than depictions of the restaurants or businesses patronzied. The same is true when they gravitate to Yelp Talk. They use the forum as an expression of their self-centeredness, to insult other people, act juvenile and disparage rational thought.

Oddly yelfies are not partial to selfies, and use as their avatars pictures of cartoon characters, TV personalities and other distancing features. In terms of usage, the word "Yelfie" is used only to describe someone else, not oneself.

"There's a thread about this on Yelp talk."
"Worthless, it s just Yelfies."

yelfie by MisterRogers January 25, 2016

yelfie

A yelfie is a Yelp check-in photo with a selfie. Take a picture and slap a picture of yourself on top of it, because everything needs more you in it, right?

Like, you might take a picture of a pizza and use Yelp to insert a selfie of yourself giving a big ‘ole thumbs-up. Or a selfie of yourself shoveling the entire pizza into your face like a gross, greasy, gigantic pizza taco.

Nobody touches the food! I haven't taken my yelfie yet.

yelfie by benbenbang December 11, 2016