yeetsus 

The definition of yeetsus is When someone throws something at A add a high velocity at a person when someone scares the living Jesus out of them

I scared him really good, he practically yeetsus’ed his phone at me as he yelled “Jesus Christ”

yeetsus by Ashifox October 26, 2020

Yeetus Deletus 

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets

"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*

Yeetus Deletus by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus by oofwhy September 16, 2018

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018

YEETUS DELETUS 

When you're trying to ban someone with the speed of a yeet.

Ooo you trying to trigger me?
YEETUS DELETUS!

YEETUS DELETUS by NobleShyGuy November 8, 2018

Yeetus Skeetus 

The act of making something disappear by either throwing the object at incredible speeds or by making something disappear with pure magic.

Magician: *holding freshly born child* Yeetus Skeetus!

Yeetus Skeetus by idonthaveamedicaldegree October 1, 2018

yeetus magneetus 

Yeetus Magnetus is a phrase used when 'yeet' is not enough. It essentially is a more powerful version of the word 'yeet'.

Alan ; I'm going to get this in the hoop, just you watch!
Bob ; Nah...
Alan; (while throwing) YEETUS MAGNEETUS!!!!!!

yeetus magneetus by Fredrick von Fredrickson June 13, 2017