yeetmeter

A yeetmeter is how far you can yeet an object. One yeet is a yeetmeter. Yeetmeters can be divided into fractions, i.e. 1/2, 1/4, 1/8 of a yeetmeter.

"Dude, I just yeeted that bottle one yeetmeter."

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YeetMaster

"The person who threw the bus full of children into the gas fire was a yeetmaster"

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The lord if yeets. With a single yeet, and the use of photosynthesis, he can multiply at will.

“yEEEEEEt”
“There’s two of him now”
“The ancient Yeet hath returned”
“Bow before Yeetmaster”

Yeetmaster by nijin February 21, 2020

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Hi Master Yeetster Here

Yeetster by Kushyz February 23, 2019

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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

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The level of yeetness on a scale of not very yeet to very yeet.

Scale:
Not very yeet. A bit yeet. Quite yeet. Very yeet.

That seems to be quite yeet.

Put it on the yeetometer.

Yeetometer by IAC DBA December 12, 2019

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Yeetster by YeetsterYT January 10, 2019

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