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Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.
Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.
Yoctometer by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
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yermometer 

A device for measuring the hotness (or notness) of yer mom.
My yermometer is reading 90 degrees!
yermometer by Djaxn March 27, 2013

yeetmeter 

A yeetmeter is how far you can yeet an object. One yeet is a yeetmeter. Yeetmeters can be divided into fractions, i.e. 1/2, 1/4, 1/8 of a yeetmeter.
"Dude, I just yeeted that bottle one yeetmeter."
yeetmeter by Yeetmaster 2.0 November 24, 2018

yeetomeepo

tis when you jump or yeet off a swing reaching more than 10ft away from the swing
I love to yeetomeepo