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Yoctometer

A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.
Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.
Yoctometer by Iamthegodofpremoves February 18, 2023
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yermometer 

A device for measuring the hotness (or notness) of yer mom.
My yermometer is reading 90 degrees!
yermometer by Djaxn March 27, 2013

yeetmeter 

A yeetmeter is how far you can yeet an object. One yeet is a yeetmeter. Yeetmeters can be divided into fractions, i.e. 1/2, 1/4, 1/8 of a yeetmeter.
"Dude, I just yeeted that bottle one yeetmeter."
yeetmeter by Yeetmaster 2.0 November 24, 2018

yeetomeepo

tis when you jump or yeet off a swing reaching more than 10ft away from the swing
I love to yeetomeepo
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026