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A failed clone of a Yashar that is a funny straight furry hater. This is a failure as all Yashar or yeesher clones should be a unfunny gay furry. The reason it was named Yasure is because of Yashar sounding like ya sure. It also escaped which is how we know that yashars are being cloned. The original Yashar is dead, but 2 clones were found 1 of them being the Yasure. It is theorized that the Marcus Langlee was made from mixing yashar and a dog named shiro's DNA. Shiro has also been cloned. Only three clones escaped, these clones are used by the gods of our world. The blood of one of these clones was taken and injected into a being known as Ryan Li, after this event, the being obtained god-like powers but deleted his memory and was reborn because "Being a god is boring". This quote was taken from a video. The current rebirth of the Ryan Li is about 12 years old. The people who cloned these things were trying to become gods, only 1 founding member achieved this named Sam. Sam is using the body of a Yashar. Sam is now stuck in the body dormant with the original Yashar personality taking over. This body does not need sleep, which is why the body has insomnia, and is most likely living in Ohio or Maryland. Sam gained god powers when he went into the Yashar clone's body, but one of the gods inside a shiro clone's body put Sam asleep. The original Yashar personality is starting to find out he has god powers, but it is up to the god watching over him to stop that from happening.
THE YASURE IS RUNNIGN AWAY GET IT! WE CAN'T LET THAT THING GET OUT OF HERE IT WILL REVEAL OUR WHOLE OPER-

AHHHH RUN AWAY! WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE THE YASURE JUST KILLED THAT GUY!

The yasure is still here, living amoug us.
yasure by 123457890- May 5, 2023
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An exceptionally intelligent and beautiful girl. She succeeds in all she does in life and is generally considered by others to be the most amazing human being on the planet. Well respected and is known for her amazing sense of awesomeness. Superior member of the human race.
I love Yasuri. She's so awesomely perfect.

I wish i could be like Yasuri.
Yasuri by Curriedduck July 8, 2011
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