A man of many words but few talents. Likes to go on long walks to a secluded part of the woods, to clear his mind and poop . Very transparent and blunt. A real nigga if you will.
“He’s got you a 50 percent discount on cured meats?? Wow he’s a real one …”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.