yardapes

Semi-naked men who go through your underwear drawer at night. Most prevalent in a college dormitory environment.

Those fucking yardapes came into my room and stole all my thongs again!

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

Yardape

1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member from Bucknell who chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day

Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!

by Speeeeeeeeeeeee March 28, 2009

yardape

children, redneck lingo, sometimes used before the word "kids"

And I gotta feed them yardape kids.

by Frank Booth January 3, 2005

yardape

slang for an african-american.

Those yardapes need to learn to control themselves.

by nick nameo October 28, 2006

yardape

A young fellow who

A. Sets your garbage can on fire
B. Has intercourse with every female friend you have
C. Steals your child's red wagon
D. then rides said wagon down a steep incline at a high rate of speed
E. enjoys urban bolfing
F. Masturbates furiously

Jayson is the dumbest yardape ever - he took a dump in my washer and shaved my cat.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

yardape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 1 and 6 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban. They don't say much but tend to take themselves way too seriously.

This was the definition used extensively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's

"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yardape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!"

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"

Air Date

Sunday October 20, 1991

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010

yardape

Very large, strong man. Insanely good looking, envy of all

I couldn't move my piano so I called up yardape and he threw it on his back

by Brad (yardape) April 12, 2007