yardale

Yardale is the school Gregory from South Park originally went to.

"Who are you kid?!"

"My name's Gregory. I just transfered from Yardale where I had a 4.0 grade point average."

by GregoryYardalesnumberonefan January 4, 2024

yardle

Yardle is difficult to describe, as it encompasses many facets of life. To some it is a way of life, yet to others it is simply a strange word.

In its common form, it refers to a general fuckup, as in "pulling a yardle". However, it can also refer to a general attitude of not caring too much about small problems. Sometimes, it lacks any meaning at all.

John almost broke the bong, he totally pulled a yardle.

by Yardel June 4, 2015

Yardley Cat

Something once respected, revered, or liked, but is which is eventually discarded.

Kelly: "What happened to her best friend? I thought they were so close they were inseparable."

Cathy: "Yea I was surprised, too, but once she used her to get what she needed, she tossed her away like a Yardley cat!"

by singletrackmind May 29, 2023

Yardleys School

A place in which, kids (99.8% of Asian descent and 0.2% fish) go to school and get shouted at by the big boogey man - Basra (someone who hasn't been laid in a long time) and learn totall nothing apart from whether Hassan or Usman has loza.

Ee, have you heard of that place - 'Yardleys School' ? I heard that the bengali (fish) girl gave head.

by TheBestAce May 29, 2019

short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

Yardley

Its a great guy that can be athletic, strong, and funny. He can be very shy and humble and can be the best friend that you will ever have. However he can get really petty and mad but usually for the things that he loves and care about , for example for a significant other or people close to him. As a boyfriend he will protect you and make you happy and will make you feel like a Queen.

Hey yardley ive heard of you

by Darius sukem March 27, 2019

yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

by Eternity May 28, 2003