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wanky yanky 

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.
This code is a bit wanky yanky.
wanky yanky by dewim June 9, 2018

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.
My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.
Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
yanky my wanky by Cornbang March 23, 2016

Wanky Yanky 

A british citizen that emigrates to the US and automatically thinks they're American.
LP: "Rob's been in the states like 4 days and he's already changed"

Mylo: "Yeah man he's a Wanky Yanky"
Wanky Yanky by northernsoul247 September 29, 2010

The Flying Yank Wank 

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder
Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one

Yank-Wank 

The AMERICAN WAY of jerking off!
Wanking while looking at that sexy flag.
HOOKER: Hi there, wanna fuck? It's only 40 dollers!
AMERICAN PATRIOT: Hell no, i got that beautiful flag i can look at instead, i am gonna yank-wank! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!