a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to pull any girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée respect and buy you food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy one, because you need one.
“Yahvensky always going for these girls but I always see him with the sausage what’s that all about ?”
Fittest guy around. Like lives in the gym fit! People will stop him in the street for photos. Not to mention he is dark chocolate with a foreign accent that makes you want to drool. Only issue are his giant ears and little dick
Girl 1: I saw an Yvenson at the gymyesterday Girl 2: too bad all yvensons have small dicks
Yvenson is a very strong and long dick nigga you can talk all the shit you want but he doesn't give a fuck he is someone who will arrive late to school and don't give a fuck he is very loyal and would fuck the shit out of his girlfriend till she can't walk anymore if you have a Yvenson in your life your a lucky ass person he's very nice and funny and plays soccer his crush must be a athlete!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).