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yachtster 

A person who rejects the douchy lifestyle of hipsters and hoopsters and instead embraces the beauty of late 70s and early 80s Yacht Rock music.
Mike: "Dude, let's hit up that Kings of Leon and Phoenix concert later. It's gonna be awesome!"

Kevin: "Mike, you are such a hipster douchebag. I'd much rather hear a little "Africa" by Toto and some "Ride Like the Wind" from Christopher Cross. That's how a yachtster like myself rolls!"
yachtster by K Roq November 17, 2010
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YachtMaster 

A YachtMaster is a BDSM dom (Master) who specifically craves uncircumsized penis of AT LEAST 8 inches (Yacht). A YachtMaster will most likely have a miniscule penis themselves, using their position of Master to ridicule something much more impressive so they can feel like a bigger man than they are.
i loooooooooove degrading men with bigger cocks than me! it makes me feel secure!
ha ha you're such a YachtMaster
YachtMaster by bendybrendy June 20, 2020
One that often wears washed, authentic, original, sperry top-siders, blue and white stripped lacoste polos, and beige chino shorts with a blue and white stripped belt.
Chris is a yachter.
yachter by McDowell January 13, 2009

yachter daughter

The young, beautiful daughter(s) of a rich old man (the yachter) who spend their summers tanning on a raft tied behind their father's luxury boat (the yacht), or on the bow of said boat, and who enjoy being gazed upon by young, good-looking lifeguards on the shore.
Lifeguard in tower: Guys! There's a new boat that just moored out in the cove and it's got a yachter daughter!

Lifeguard on ground: Toss down those binoculars, we gotta check it out!

Lifeguard in tower: Nah dude, just make the swim and introduce yourself!
yachter daughter by kjekk January 21, 2011
A word used by the wealthy to infer that they will be using a yacht as a means for transportation.
Let's yachtset to to the mexican riviera.
yachtset by therichone July 8, 2012

Yachterbator

Twink Republican Congressman privately on Grindr but publicly against all things gay, typically preppy northeastern looking with a vacant yet threatening stare, a sweater and a vest and flat brown shoes. May attend yacht parties. Dates girls for mom. Loves being naked under a white sheet and pointy hat with other men.
I saw a group of right wing yachterbators with Stephen Miller, guffawing over his jokes and butt and dick tapping before they drafted the anti LGBTQ memo. They drank appletinis afterwards and had a boxer and sock party to celebrate.
Yachterbator by Snarklandia December 2, 2024