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no one knows how to pronounce his real name. and nobody gives a shit. he sucks and he is going to be single for the rest of his life. He is a dumbass republican who likes the nazis. if you ever see a xiaotao PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS (that he doesn't have) AND RUN. you dont want him in your life.
Fuck xiaotao
theres xiaotao..
ew hes so gross.
xiaotao by AJKLDFJA May 16, 2022
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Xiaotong 

wow Xiaotong is so cool
Xiaotong by very very cool guy January 5, 2021
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xiaotong 

A girl that goes to a public school that can occasionally be passive-aggressive, but overall it is extremely hard to offend her. If you do manage to offend her she will not hesitate to call you out. She does not tolerate any whore-ish behavior. This girl also goes by the name Idy and has an obsession with anime, that inevitably end up with you watching at least 5 animes. She will be your friend forever as long as you don't offend her or be a bitch.
"Wow, my friend idy is so obsessed with anime. Especially Naruto."
"xiaotong just blocked Ashtyn."
xiaotong by SydithCaresene September 14, 2019
He/she is a sweet guy, who can sometimes annoy people. He/she also cares for his/her loved ones but can certainly get angry and frustrated. You can trust them most of the time, and he'll listen depending on the person. Xiaotan can get really annoyed really quickly, so it's better to not bother him/her too much. They also enjoy various types of music, such as jazz, and classical. One of Xiaotan's favorite songs is "Careless Whisper"
Xiaotan is good at sax
xiaotan by Evan Willies June 30, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026