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no one knows how to pronounce his real name. and nobody gives a shit. he sucks and he is going to be single for the rest of his life. He is a dumbass republican who likes the nazis. if you ever see a xiaotao PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS (that he doesn't have) AND RUN. you dont want him in your life.
Fuck xiaotao
theres xiaotao..
ew hes so gross.
xiaotao by AJKLDFJA May 16, 2022
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Xiaotong 

A very handsome boy that is good at everything.
wow Xiaotong is so cool
Xiaotong by very very cool guy January 5, 2021
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xiaotong 

A girl that goes to a public school that can occasionally be passive-aggressive, but overall it is extremely hard to offend her. If you do manage to offend her she will not hesitate to call you out. She does not tolerate any whore-ish behavior. This girl also goes by the name Idy and has an obsession with anime, that inevitably end up with you watching at least 5 animes. She will be your friend forever as long as you don't offend her or be a bitch.
"Wow, my friend idy is so obsessed with anime. Especially Naruto."
"xiaotong just blocked Ashtyn."
xiaotong by SydithCaresene September 14, 2019
He/she is a sweet guy, who can sometimes annoy people. He/she also cares for his/her loved ones but can certainly get angry and frustrated. You can trust them most of the time, and he'll listen depending on the person. Xiaotan can get really annoyed really quickly, so it's better to not bother him/her too much. They also enjoy various types of music, such as jazz, and classical. One of Xiaotan's favorite songs is "Careless Whisper"
Xiaotan is good at sax
xiaotan by Evan Willies June 30, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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