I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to
play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to
play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to
play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her
best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden,
Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can
deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but
pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado
will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing
Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.