a man with only 1 ear who doesn't know the definition of fun. He also has a wooden hammer, to hit you when you're naughty. It's scary, please send help.
A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!
Wyvers is always frapsing, but never talks. His mom is a girl, but he is not a girl. His favorite movie is twins, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!