Wader

A guy with the brightest smile and most soothing voice. He is guaranteed to make you laugh. He is the most beautiful man you’ll ever lay your eyes on. Wader isn’t your average person, he is top tier. The best of the best. He is always there for you, no matter what. Wader gives the best hugs and will imprint himself on your soul that way he knows he’ll never be forgotten. He can rap and sing any song you want to hear. If you know a Wader, never let them go because you don’t come across them everyday! He’s blunt but in a sweet way. He also loves to smoke and his favorite drink is anything that’ll get you fucked up. Kidding, but am I? He’s everything you could ask for in a person but he gives you more than you ever realized you needed. He is the definition of a real man and you’re lucky if you cross paths with Wader! He loves family and is the sexiest walking thing this world has to offer. Everything about him will make you wish you could be like him. There isn’t a thing he can’t do. If you like surprises, get you a Wader!

Wader done messed around and stole all the bitches hearts!!

by breadbite November 29, 2020

wader

Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.

Oh my god look at that wader!

by crackinc September 14, 2008

wader

Someone is so fat that they look like there wading through water when they are waking.

Oh my god look at that wader !

by crackinc September 16, 2008

Wader effect

A phenomenon common the men wearing hip waders or chest waders. The rubbing of the waders in the groin during movement causes an erection to develop - the wader effect. Further stimulation can cause an ejaculation (supreme wader effect) and the semen will run down the outside shaft of the hip wader; this sometimes left to dry as a trophy. When the supreme wader effect happens in chest waders, the semen is trapped inside the wader and needs to be cleaned up. Some men wear waders for the purpose of creating the wader effect.

The amateur fisherman suffered from the wader effect and had to go into the bushes to relieve the tension while his fishing buddies laughed at him and called him “boner”.

by Docksee February 9, 2020

Wader doggies

Wader doggies is another term for hotdogs or sausages that instead of being barbecued, they are put in boiling water.
Often give a very distinct smell of beef or nostalgia.

Michael- "Bro, did you eat her out"
Sam- "Yea man, that shit tasted like Wader Doggies"

"Mom, you make the best wader doggies"

by frickitlivelife May 2, 2019

Wader Tader

The largest dumbass in the seven seas, often known as a Youngwade07. You will often find one in a fortnite lobby or clash of clans chat. Can't even get a podcast started.

Mom: Look its Wader Tader!
Everyone else: The fuck? Who?
Mom: WADER TADER OVER HERE
Everyone else: *hide under a table to escape the cringe from the name*

by Your pal beaver June 1, 2019

Wader chaser

Women who only fly fish for social media clout and industry discounts. Wader Chasers have also been known to have sexual relations with shop staff, industry professionals and guides strictly just to expedite their social media fame. They are easily spotted due to their terrible fish handling techniques, selfie tri-pods, annoying reels and terrible skin coverage from the sun.

1. That chick is a total wader chaser.

2. Dude, remember that skanky wader chaser from the fly fishing film tour?

3. Never share your secret fishing spots with a wader chaser unless you want to see the fishery posted all over social media for clout.

by Troutsloot February 27, 2023