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Similar to a glomp, a wuzzle is a gentle loving greeting used primarily between "wuzzle buddies".
Mike leapt across the room to wuzzle Jane when she entered.
wuzzle by jay June 16, 2004
Words you can keep
a vaginal expulsion of air/ vaginal fart., primarily used in southern Mississippi, USA., syn. queef
You shoulda smelled the room after she wuzzled. What'd it smell like? The shit-house door on a shrimp boat!
wuzzle by Big C August 15, 2003
the wrinkles and hair around an arsehole
ewww your face looks like a wuzzle.
wuzzle by liltrip June 2, 2009
I'm going to wuzzle out.
Wuzzle by PlonetOfTheMeeps May 7, 2018
Verb - To scan the area for treats or mischief
Noun - A creature that carries out said verb
Rufus wuzzled about for bras to chew on.
Wuzzle by Rufus O'Reilly September 17, 2013

woozle wuzzle 

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.
woozle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

nuzzle wuzzle 

Rawr X3 *nuzzles*

How are you
? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky
* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy
* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy

meat
! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge

as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk

*unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk
* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls
. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11

lovins yourinside muskyjob

goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre

off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep*
She approached Rawr She nuzzle wuzzled against me and showed love
nuzzle wuzzle by UwU Kitty March 8, 2022
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1. Place

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2. Movie

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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