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Splittin' wizzies 

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.
a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.
Splittin' wizzies by ahryc December 7, 2006
Related Words
Wuzzies • wuzzie • wuzzle • Wazzie • wizzie • wozzie • wubzie • wuzzed • wuzzit • Wazzielle
Wizzieh is the one who will rock ya, shock ya, always look fly, she's a peacock, yeah!
She'll make you dance, it's like a trance, you won't even get a chance, so get ready in advance.
You can't beat Wizzieh, she'll make you dizzy, you'll be queasy, just relax and take it easy.

She will always be strong, this party she'll prolong, you know that all along you'll be dancing to her song.
If a Wizzieh you wanna be, don't you hide behind a tree, that aint her cuppa tea and make sure you stay free
I'm Wizzieh and I'm the best thing you've ever seen
Without Wizzieh in the house, the party is a has-been
Wizzieh by CookieGolem March 28, 2022
that wozzie is fully sick
wozzie by DCUTD May 16, 2007

Fuzzer Wuzzer 

Adj. Something that is super cute or adorable
My dog is such a fuzzer wuzzer!
Fuzzer Wuzzer by AMadLearns May 14, 2020
To be made past tense or attacked maliciously, Or perhaps both.
While ghost riding the whip, I saw some buster muhfuggas playing marbles. As I crept by, still ghost riding the whip, I yelled “Get Wuzzed muhfuggas". They ran knowing their fate was sealed if they didn't, and left me with a buncha new marbles. Word.
wuzzed by TheWuzzard May 4, 2014

woozle wuzzle 

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.
Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.
woozle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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