wushy

WOOsh-ee
-adjective
Used to describe the unattained object of one's desire or longing.

You: "Whoa. Check out the combover on that guy!"
Me: "Yeah, he's got wushy hair."
You: "Huh?"
Me: "Wush he had hair!"

by ESCObeezil January 8, 2009

wushy

WOOsh-ee
-adjective
Used to describe the unattained object of one's desire or longing.

You: "Whoa. Check out the combover on that guy!"
Me: "Yeah, he's got wushy hair."
You: "Huh?"
Me: "Wush he had hair!"

by ESCObeezil January 19, 2008

Wushy

Adjective

(wuh-shh-e)

a short word that usually follows "crushy"

Anna: "Does someone have a crushy wushy!?"

by coolguy54321 November 4, 2016

Wushy Mush

A phrase spoken, or sung, after saying the number seven. To impress friends or enjoyed alone.

Seven the Wushy Mush (sung).

by MickFish January 26, 2010

Shushy Wushy

Commonly used to tell someone to “shut up” who is being annoying.

Can’t you just shushy wushy.

by shushytothewush July 23, 2024

Wushi Fingering

(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”

“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing

by Fudge Cluggins December 3, 2025