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wtf ever 

shortened version of the saying "what the fuck ever". a mix between "whatever" and "what the fuck"

"d00d, you are such a fucking n00b"

"ugh, wtf ever man, youf the n00b..."

"guys thats t0tallY br00talll"
wtf ever by AYPRIL August 9, 2007
Words you can keep
A cross between "Whatever" and "what the fuck".
Wtfever dude, you're the bitch who started this crap.
wtfever by anonimo June 8, 2004
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An embellishment of the commonly used "whatever", wtfever is typically not used to end an argument, but to accelerate it.
"Dude, this is so your fault."
"Wtfever, you're the one who came up with this bright idea."
wtfever by Mikey Mike September 12, 2003
also comonly used as: whatever, talk to the hand, yo mama, etc..
Guy: I uhh... have a headache, so uhh... I'm going to go out with my boys tonight, instead of hanging out with you, is that cool?

Girl: WTFEVER!
wtfever by Leah June 23, 2004
What the fuck fever. Whenever someone simply goes into a mode of operation where he cannot say anything but wtf due to their cluelessness about some situation. He/she will go into an outburst of "wtf, wtf..." ad infinitum for the entire day, week or even month.
Jake just had a what the fuck fever where he just said wtf as many times as he could in a day
its like whatever, but with more passion! i tend to say this when im really pissed off!
you think i suck? wtfever, you suck!
wtfever by wtfever October 9, 2004
An online play on words, in this case on WTF. It simply means a high fever. Not to be confused with Wtf ever.
I was so sick I had a wtfever of 103 degrees!
wtFever by Michael Filo May 16, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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