WTID = Wednesday 'Til I Die
A phrase used by supporters of the English football team Sheffield Wednesday FC to show their unconditional love and support of their team. The fans are commonly known as Wednesdayites.
Joe: "All I want for Christmas is 3 points. WTID."
Dave: "Haha, no chance mate!"
this awful illness affects many people throughout the world. WSTD stands or Word Said Transmitted Disease. It it the process when one individual is not able to contain the words that are coming out of their mouth. Its like word vomit and it can not be stopped and is hard to cure. Majority of the the time stupid things are said by people affected with this disease.
"Oh poop muffins!"
poop muffins is an example of WSTD because it was stupid and came out of the persons mouth without them thinking
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.