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Wrong person 

Who the fuck are you to be "the wrong person?" You aren't shit. Your kids aren't shit. Go fuck yourselves.
Hym "You need to humble yourself with all that wrong person shit. You aren't the wrong person for anything. Go fuck yourself."
Wrong person by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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Wrong person 

1) In a safer environment, someone who will go tell the boss on you so that they can get you in trouble 2) In a more dangerous environment, someone who will get physically violent with you
1) The other day, she vented to the wrong person. Now she’s in trouble and might get fired.

2) He thinks he can talk to everybody however he wants, but one day he’s going to piss off the wrong person.
Wrong person by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Wrong person 

Then he paid the wrong person but I'm not walking away empty handed so it doesn't matter.
Hym "You need to credit and pay me for AI. I'm not walking away empty handed. You either paid the wrong person because you're retarded or you did it deliberately to spite me for using a pseudonym and using my rights in a way you don't like. I'm not working for the rest of my life. Pay or I stab a child. You should have done your due diligence."
Wrong person by Hym Iam August 6, 2025

Sorry wrong person 

What most girls use as an excuse to text a guy after "accidentally" texting salutations via text message.
-"Hey :)"...Two minutes later... "Sorry wrong person"
-"lol thats okay, whats up?"
-YESSSSSSSS

Right text, wrong person 

When you're texting two people and you accidently send the wrong text to the other person. Such as, when you're texting your BFF and then your crush texts you and you send your crush the text you meant for your BFF.
(Through texts)

Me: Hey, Mandy.

Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?

Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...

Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol

*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*
Right text, wrong person by PrincessR November 23, 2009

Don't pay the wrong person 

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

Blaming the wrong person 

I, by virtue of describing my own situation, do not assume the guilt of the people singling people out to do to others what us being done to me and you refuse to acknowledge the extent to which it was already happening BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING and you are doing that so you can scapegoat goat me. I have not instructed anyone to kill themselves and can be quoted saying that "If someone tells you to kill yourself you should not do it and live out of spite." I have also instructed people contact mental health professionals if they have homicidal ideations and have stop at least one school shooting? How many school shootings has Gavin Newsom stopped? Fucking ZERO bitch. NONE.
Hym "Yet what happens when they contact the mental health professionals? They LIE. They allow people to continue to falsify and defraud the mental health of others. That's Dr. K. That's Jordan Peterson. By allowing the continue of targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia they have accepted your child's suicide as an acceptable outcome. Suicide. Mass shootings. Instrumental use by bad actors to STEAL MY SUCCESS FROM ME. All of these are things I SAID WOULD HAPPEN. And they ALL came to fruition. The weaponized schizophrenia does what I said it would do. And what did the YouTube fucks do when they confirmed the veracity of my claims? AFTER DOXXING ME FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF DOING THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA TO ME AS THOUGH IT WASN'T ALREADY HAPPENING!? Cried like a bitch, very publicly and then continued to either do it or do nothing. That goes for the celebrity psychologists as well. How much do you want to bet that if I name drop Dr. Phil he shows up in the news cycle tomorrow? It wouldn't be the first time it happens. But they can't resist. They can't resist doing it and they want me to kill your kids so they can sweep their culpability under the rug and go forward as the authors of history. All to keep REE-lon's (likely) money flowing into their pockets. You're blaming the wrong person here. I don't want your kids to die. I want you to stop letting these people call a bluff FOR YOU that you cannot afford.
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