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BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE 

DEFINITIONS YOU WROTE

Bayswater Wrist Brace
Find an old lady and ask to see her wrist brace, as she shows it, duct tape a lubed up stubbie holder to her hand (with the brace) and insert hard penis. Grab wrist brace with your hands and start to hump the stubbie holder. If granny is old school she will grip tight with discust and it will feel like heaven.

When you have ejaculated,lift grannys arms up like she won the 3rd round with a k.o and watch your man goo give ganny a "something about mary" hair styling she will hold dear for life!
"Hey simmo, what did you get up to on Saturday?"
Yesterday I saw your granny in the parking lot, she waved so I approached her and she gave me a BAYSWATER WRIST BRACE. She smiled and said see you next Saturday big boy"..

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016