wrinkle stick 

a dick or a cock, or it can be an insult to someone.

yo bro look at that gay fag hes such a wrinkle stick

wrinkle stick by xxFUCK YOUxx April 15, 2008

Rock the wrinkle stick 

(verb) 1. what a girl who dates inappropriately older guys does. 2. to be in a relationship with a guy significantly older than oneself.

Did you see that old guy Ashley is dating? He's older than the last guy! I guess that nasty girl really does like to rock the wrinkle stick or something.

Rock the wrinkle stick by MrBigAxe August 13, 2012

winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.

1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.

winkle stick by l2l1 June 21, 2006

Wrinkly stick 

An old man's penis.

I accidentally saw a wrinkly stick on the internet.

Wrinkly stick by The Ultimate Diabeetus July 27, 2014

wrinkled drum stick 

The penis of a man 60 or older.

She said she wanted on his wrinkled drumstick.
He has a wrinkled drum stick.

wrinkled drum stick by JMac412 March 3, 2011

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005