wormurgency

noun. A serious urination emergency where the penis has turtledheaded inside of itself requiring swift action to correct.

"After he came inside from the extreme cold, he practically pissed himself during his wormurgency."

wormurgency by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

workmergency

When you get a stressful call from work after hours or on your day off.

You get a call "it's 8:15am and your department in not open yet as none of your employees showed up. "Honey I have to go to the office it's a workmergency"

workmergency by Hiwaystar January 12, 2014