worm-birdy 

An opportunist (negative connotation); one who advances oneself unselfconsciously and without shame.

"Dave Douglas is cool, sure, but he's a real worm-birdy."

worm-birdy by Lord Mzok April 4, 2004

The early worm catches the bird 

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

The early worm catches the bird by nood564 March 31, 2020

Early Bird Gets The Worm 

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.

In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

Early Bird Gets The Worm by Happy Wolf January 17, 2007

Early bird gets the worm 

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚

Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

Early bird gets the worm by Phantoms Night April 6, 2022

The early bird gets the worm 

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.

Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

The early bird gets the worm by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021